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I'm Lily Madwhip: Things Have Gone Terribly Wrong by William Dalphin (3/?) (Guest Storytime)

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Fiction, Arts

4.8 β€’ 2.6K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 21 February 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Lily Madwip, and things have gone terribly wrong.

0:07.5

Destroy is a heavy word.

0:09.6

Can you imagine being 10 years old and some random woman who surrounds herself with creepy

0:13.5

monster people says she's going to destroy you?

0:16.6

I mean, kill is one thing, but destroy.

0:19.1

It reminds me of when my parents and Roger and I went to a Thanksgiving party that my mom's

0:23.8

company was putting on in Charlie Butterman, the CEO's son ate so much of the turkey,

0:28.5

the mom said he demolished it.

0:30.9

The visual you may get is of a turkey stripped of all the meat, but it was even worse than

0:34.8

that.

0:35.8

Charlie was a wrecking ball, a turkey consuming wrecking ball.

0:40.5

So when hekitty tells me she's going to destroy me, all I can imagine is her jumping

0:44.9

on me and tearing me apart like Charlie Butterman on a Thanksgiving turkey.

0:49.1

Bowens and lily bits everywhere.

0:52.6

But I'm only 10 years old.

0:54.0

I yell and make my eyes water a bit.

0:56.5

It's a cheap tactic, I know, but it usually works on adults.

1:00.5

Hekitty does not look the least bit bothered by my tears.

1:04.5

Oh, please.

1:06.5

She says, waving her hand at me like my father does when I tell him I'm too full to eat

1:10.2

the green beans on my plate.

1:13.6

Do you really think crying is going to sway me?

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