I'm Lily Madwip, and I just want to go home.

And then my Maxotar chopped her head clean off like swish!

Whoa, gross!

That's Meredith.

She's one of my best friends.

We escaped from some pretty messed up stuff together.

First it was a crazy magician who wanted to kill her, but then not kill her and then

trick her into killing other people.

That's a long and totally different story.

And then we escaped from this place called the Vale that's like the labyrinth in that

movie with the goblin king I can never remember the name of, but it's got tons of puppets.

And now we're waiting by a beach for an angel to show up and take us home.

You have the coolest adventures.

Uh, no, I almost died, like seven or eight times.

So many times I've lost count.

Meredith shrugs.

I don't think she understands the gravity of it.

I'm honestly not sure what gravity has to do with things either, but my mom always says

that.

I don't think you understand the gravity of your actions, Lily.

Usually followed by something like money doesn't grow on trees, or that turtle was a

living creature.

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