I’m Lily Madwhip: I Have an Army by William Dalphin (11/18) (Guest Storytime)
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🗓️ 22 June 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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You hear that, Hekate? You hear me coming for you?
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| 0:00.0 | Remember when you are so brand conscious you queued for hours to get the latest pair of trainers? |
| 0:07.4 | In the cold... |
| 0:10.6 | ...and wet? |
| 0:12.0 | Only to find their run out. |
| 0:16.3 | Why waste time and money when you can get branded fashion, sports and footwear online at M&M Direct? |
| 0:22.8 | We've got all the big brands at low prices. |
| 0:25.1 | Always up to 75% off RRP and right now there's reduced prices on spring styles. |
| 0:31.1 | We don't do discount codes, flash sales or ask your mother's maiden name before you get a great deal. |
| 0:36.7 | M&M Direct simply offer big brands at low prices direct to you. |
| 0:41.5 | Plus there's free standard UK delivery on all orders over £100. |
| 0:46.0 | And the good news is... |
| 0:49.2 | ...you don't have to queue in the rain. |
| 0:51.2 | What's not to like? |
| 0:52.8 | M&M Direct. |
| 0:53.8 | Tap the banner and shut now. |
| 1:24.4 | I had a book club just me in Pasha. |
| 1:29.2 | He's read everything so he always comes prepared. |
| 1:32.2 | We read books about people who can button their shirts. |
| 1:35.9 | You hear that, heckety? |
| 1:37.2 | Me and my book club are coming to kick your bony... |
| 1:40.8 | ...ness lily. |
| 1:42.3 | Wait. |
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