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I'm Lily Madwhip: Hey Dad. It's Me. I've Come Home by William Dalphin (7/18) (Guest Storytime)

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Fiction, Arts

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πŸ—“οΈ 5 April 2020

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Missing out on artwork from conventions this year? (If you're also an artist that is affected by the convention cancellations, shoot me an email!)

Chris Oz Fulton: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ChrisOzFulton
Jim Ferguson: https://www.jimfergusonmakingascene.com/
Naomi Romero: https://naomiromero.shop/
Danny Allain: https://theinklinggirl.patternbyetsy.com/
Bruce Brenneise: https://www.brucebrenneise.com/
Handcrafted by Heathens: https://www.handcraftedbyheathens.com/
Jamie Tyndall: https://jamietyndall.net/
NerdyNoveltyDesign: https://www.etsy.com/shop/NerdyNoveltyDesign
Monirose Art: https://moniroseart.com/

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Don't be fooled!

Giggles: www.youtube.com/user/MoralsAndVirtues/
The Author: www.reddit.com/user/Lillian_Madwhip/ / www.facebook.com/WilliamDalphin/
Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNh06DdjAPI
Read along!: https://www.reddit.com/r/Lillian_Madwhip/comments/c0ptsu/hey_dad_its_me_lily_ive_come_home/

Aminooo!: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.narvii.amino.x220474164&hl=en_US & https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/mrcreepypasta-amino/id1142706153?mt=8

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Transcript

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0:00.0

He's dead? It's me, Lily, I've come home!

0:05.0

A call? Nobody responds. I guess technically I'm not really home. It looks like home, sort of.

0:15.0

Definitely smells like home in that. I bought 50 air fresheners to mess the odor of dead people we stash in the basement kind of way.

0:23.0

But it's not real. None of it. I'm still in the veil.

0:30.0

I should have known I never left it. I came in through a tunnel in the nurses closet as weird as it is to say that.

0:38.0

He didn't go out that way, so stupid!

0:42.0

Dad, I'm home and I brought Roger!

0:47.0

Still nothing.

0:50.0

I cut my hands over my mouth like a megaphone.

0:53.0

Dad, Roger ran over my therapist, your son Roger, who died!

0:59.0

Technically he bounced off the side of the car. Roger says, like it really makes a difference whether Felix went under the wheels or into the woods.

1:09.0

The house seems to be empty. Not even Pasha is here. As weird as it feels to think that.

1:17.0

I left him in the road because it wasn't really him. He's still on the other side of the closet door, probably wondering why I haven't come back from school in several days.

1:28.0

I go in the kitchen to get a snack because almost being murdered by Felix made me hungry. He wasn't really Felix though.

1:35.0

I'm still trying to understand it all, but from what Roger told me,

1:39.0

I made this version of Felix in my brain in order to play a role in my imaginary life here.

1:45.0

I wonder if my brain is secretly out to get me if that's the kind of stuff it pulls without me even thinking about it.

1:52.0

The kitchen doesn't smell like the rest of the house. It smells more like food usually. Except now.

2:00.0

Now it smells like a dog. Probably because there's a black dog sitting in the kitchen. It's staring at me with big black eyes.

2:08.0

I know this dog. It's the one that was following me in the real world before everything started.

2:13.0

The dog stares at me. I know how to play this game. I stare back at it.

2:18.0

You don't try to pet strange dogs, especially magic dogs, and I'm pretty sure this is a magic dog.

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