The other day on Hockey Night in Scottsdale, I said my biggest fear, my biggest fear was,

Holy fuck, I don't think I've ever laughed on the show before.

I said my biggest fear was getting arrested with a boner because we were talking about how,

like, uh, rubbing tugsugs like they get raided like

what if you're in there and a rub and tug gets raided and they arrest you and you get the point

but i just changed my mind i was just eating i I live by myself.

And dude, I dead ass just start choking, dude.

Like bad.

Like, I was like, I was like, oh my God, dude.

I'm gonna die.

I seriously, I was like, should I call my sister?

I'm like still, I'm still, my, my chest is like still recovering.

I was like, oh my God, dude, I'm going to die and there's, but there's tacos, there's short rib tacos on my table.

What if I collapse on them?

Like, you're a boy, I just went out.

I died on top of short rib tacos.

Like, dude, come on. Like, that's a crazy thing I never thought about before, though.

Living by yourself, like like what if you choke

You can't hymn like yourself, I don't think

It's crazy dude that is a huge hazard I never thought about people are like oh what if someone breaks in like

What if I don't even know what if there's a fire? Fuck all that dude what if, I don't even know.

What if there's a fire?

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