I'm Heading For A Divorce But My Lawyer Just Gave Me THE BEST NEWS! | r/AITAH
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🗓️ 15 May 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
In today’s AITAH story, OP is bracing for a painful divorce… until their lawyer drops a bombshell: news so good it completely flips the situation on its head. Now OP might walk away from this marriage in a far better position than anyone expected.
0:00 Intro
0:20 Story 1
2:08 Story 1 Comments
2:32 Story 1 Update
4:13 Story 1 Comments / OP’s Reply
5:32 Story 2
7:58 Story 2 Comments / OP’s Replies
11:58 Story 2 Update
13:45 Story 2 Comments / OP’s Replies
15:06 Story 3
17:01 Story 3 Comments / OP’s Reply
18:59 Story 3 Update
22:01 Story 3 Comments / OP’s Replies
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Waffle Gang, I do hope you are well. My name is Mark and today we're checking out some more Reddit stories. |
| 0:10.0 | And if you do love a Reddit story, why not consider hitting that like, subscribe, maybe that notification bell too. |
| 0:16.0 | Let's crack on with today's first story. Much love guys Now, today's first story comes from a throwaway account |
| 0:23.4 | and it says, I'm heading for divorce, but my lawyer has given me the best news ever. My lawyer gave me |
| 0:30.7 | the best news. My female 38 husband, soon to be ex-husband, has been cheating on me and he wants her instead of me. |
| 0:39.5 | I'm probably naive because I didn't see this coming at all. |
| 0:43.5 | I was researching vacation options for our 10th anniversary next year, and meanwhile he, |
| 0:48.8 | male 39, was running around with another woman. |
| 0:52.1 | She's either 25 or 27. |
| 0:54.3 | I can't remember which. |
| 0:56.1 | I never thought heartbreak like this was real, but he broke my heart. |
| 1:00.5 | I've known people who have gotten a divorce, |
| 1:02.4 | and you have to live separately for a year before you can get a divorce. |
| 1:06.3 | But I wanted to be prepared, so I made an appointment with a lawyer now. |
| 1:09.6 | She told me, in our state, |
| 1:12.0 | alimony is forbidden if there is adultery. Since my husband cheated, I won't have to pay alimony. |
| 1:18.5 | I was prepared that I would have to pay out the nose, but I have proof that he cheated, |
| 1:22.8 | that he gave me himself, so I won't have to pay him. This was the best news I could have gotten. Also, the |
| 1:29.8 | living separately for a year only applies to no-fault divorces in my state. Since I have proofy cheated, |
| 1:35.5 | my lawyer went ahead and filed on my behalf based on adultery. Technically, my husband and I still |
| 1:41.0 | lived together. Our lease expires on the 31st and the countdown on our separation |
| 1:45.6 | was supposed to start November 1st. I wish I could be there to see his face when, one, |
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