“I’m Going to Marry That Baby” w. Jill Gutowitz

Hysteria

Society & Culture, Politics, News

4.7 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco celebrate Donny Trump’s birthday by covering his second indictment and mocking the ugly bathroom where he hid classified federal documents. Plus, why is everyone at the Young Women’s Leadership Conference full of…old and irrelevant conservative women gaslighting people into having babies? Then, Tien Tran and Jill Gutowitz come on to talk age-gap relationships: when it makes sense, when it’s actively desirable, and when it’s simply nasty. Finally, bad drivers and good radio in Sani-Petty.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to hysteria, I'm Erin Ryan and I'm a Lysa Master of Monaco.
0:12.6	Alyssa, something has been vexing me.
0:14.9	Tell me, nobody's talking about this, but the leading two presidential candidates in
0:19.9	the Republican Party are named Donald and Ronald.
0:25.0	What on earth?
0:27.2	Like, why aren't we talking about, why isn't this the old thing we are talking about?
0:31.8	Ronald and Donald, do they have matching suspenders?
0:35.4	I don't know, but they sound like a mascot for McFashism.
0:41.1	But up up.
0:43.4	This week we are joined by TN Tran and Jill Gutterwitz to take on the following.
0:48.2	What did former president Donald Trump get for his birthday?
0:52.2	When does an age gap relationship get creepy?
0:55.2	That's one of the most masked things you can do at a four-way stop.
0:59.2	All this and more right now.
1:03.8	And welcome to hysteria, the podcast that's had to pee for three hours but would rather
1:09.8	power through than get up now.
1:11.8	It's always my position and I always regret it.
1:15.2	It's same, you know, it's like the passing arrest stop feeling real like I can do it.
1:20.5	Am I gonna do it?
1:22.0	I'm not gonna get a sticker for waiting the longest to pee.
1:25.4	I passed it once and I was with a friend who was like, what are you gonna do?
1:28.9	I feel like I've got a pee and we got stuck in traffic and so I was not paying attention
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