I'm Going to Look Like a Martian!

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🗓️ 4 October 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Carla worries that the sleep apnea machine her doctor wants her to use is going to be a major turn-off to her husband. Searching for advice? Call 1-800-DR-LAURA / 1-800-375-2872 or make an appointment at DrLaura.com

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0:39.2	serious XM Triumph 111. Carla, welcome to the program.
0:44.0	Hi, Dr. Laura, it's such a pleasure to speak with you.
0:48.0	Thank you.
0:49.0	What can I help you with?
0:52.0	I have been subscribed a sleep apnea machine and I don't want to use it.
0:57.0	Because? Because it will make me look like a Martian and just think of be extremely uncomfortable.
1:09.1	So if you look like a Martian, I hate to ask a seemingly stupid question. What's so bad about looking
1:17.0	like a Martian while you're asleep? I just don't think it's overly sexy for my
1:22.1	husband to turn over and look at this
1:24.2	Traption on my face. You know something does he sleep does he sleep well
1:30.9	Sometimes not not always.
1:33.0	Okay. I have the perfect cure for this.
1:37.0	Have sex before you put it on.
1:40.0	It'll knock him out and his last memory of you before he zunks is going to be a pretty
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