What's up, welcome bro, please let me do the intro. I literally hate yours

So I'm gonna do mine and then we can do yours. Okay. Well rate us who has the better intro go ahead

Okay, what's up guys my name's Joe and you're looking beautiful today welcome to my way to podcast

That was actually really good your turn. I'm not even gonna do mine because that was so amazing

I want to hear what yours so simple. What's up guys? My name is Ilya. I am a sex addict

Wrong meeting wrong meeting. Oh, this is the lightways podcast where we are fucking hilarious honestly

Yeah, for the most part. It was the first thing you do when you wake up in the mornings jerk off

That's a straight first thing every morning not every morning, but like pretty much do you watch porn? Are you really asking me that question?

Oh, yeah, I watch porn. I mean, I guess obviously right you drink water. Yeah, I breathe air or

Or blank. Do you just look up whatever the new update is on the on the tab?

But you sound like you are new to this planet

Do you like open a tab and like then go online and then look up boobs and you do that?

You did that every morning. Yeah, it's a ritual. Yeah, I mean every day it makes you feel good

Yes, what are you getting to well people in the army when they wake up?

First thing they do is make their bed

So it's just cool that you do that you have your own routine. It's so interesting how you think that you're part of the military

Like you live this like crazy like wake up in the morning. I drink coffee. I'm a hardcore at bad-ass life

Uh-huh, but really you're like really soft, right? You know, right?

He's like even now you don't believe what I'm saying is true

But you know it is

I like twice a day. I make my bed first thing when I wake up. You do not make your fucking bed

Do you want to go look?

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