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What you want, baby, I got ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Football Rumble. My name's Marcus and Jim's here. Hello. Luke's here. I'll try that to break my chair. All right. Pete's here. Fat pump. That's right.

The three's company but falls a ramble. Jimmy baby's back. Hello. Oh, my baby got back and he feels good. Trust me. Hands on the gym. Now, a local bathroom manufacturer in Hull created a commemorative toilet seat with FA Cup Final with the Hull Cull on the outside and Steve Bruce's face inside the lid. You are reading that right. Yeah. You sort of sounded a bit incredulous half of it through but it is true. I've forgotten what a toilet is used for.

Yeah, Steve Bruce has let me get away with it. That's image rights. He doesn't have image rights. He will now. If you stop this happening, if you could create something for the house in spite of featuring someone from the world of football, what would you come up with, Jim?

Ladies, gentlemen and ramblers, I give you the Roy Keen cat flap. You can also use the dogs. Just any animal that you own, probably a rabbit as well. So basically every now and then, it would look like he was eating a cat.

And then probably about 10 minutes later, it would look like he was vomiting out of cat. And it would have those eyes that like follow you around.

Could the eyes be like cat's eyes? Yeah, why not? That would be great.

Sometimes they just light up for no reason. I mean, obviously very much the whole thing is for no reason. But I think that would be a good addition to perhaps a serial killer's house.

Yeah. Or indeed Roy Keen's house. That's true. Look what you got.

I've got a couple of ideas here. So I might just do both of them and see which applies. First of all, I've got a Peter Ritzdell Borgram slash fish tank.

So, you know, you know, you do a lot of people work from home these days. Yeah, I've meetings.

Getting there. He's got a live size Peter Ritzdell at the top of the table. They're the sort of chief execs chair.

You imagine he loves a meeting every so often he pipes out for a speaker system. Would you take 35 grand a week?

And then you've got the fish in the fish tank. But when you look at the fish up close, you realise they're actually swimming gold bars.

Maybe the Peter Ritzdell statue thing could have some sort of magnetic thing that automatically maxes out any credit cards in the vicinity.

Yeah. You'd imagine Peter Ritzdell is what you've got on today, Peter. Meeting's just meetings all day.

Yeah. You've had that every day for your whole life. No one wants to go for a drink.

Yeah. What's the meeting with you? No, that is a meeting. Yeah. And the other thing I wouldn't want to go for a drink.

Imagine the round. He would just talk about how it wasn't his fault all the time.

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