Hello? Hey, can you hear me?

Yeah, what's up? What's your name?

My name's Evan.

Evan, how's it going, dude?

It's going all right. It's going all right.

How are you doing?

How am I doing?

Who cares? What's, how can I help you today? Evan, what's going on?

Oh, nothing. I was just calling to talk about how I might have to get a camera put up my penis.

Oh, your dick hole, yeah.

Oh, I've heard about the camera up the dick hole.

You know what?

I have a, you know what?

I have a refined answer to my question of how I'm doing is the second you said,

I was like doing fine, doing is the second you said, I was doing fine.

And then the second you said that you have to get a camera put up your dick hole,

I got like a little shock to my brain that was like, oh no, some people have to get cameras put up their dickholes.

And all of a sudden, I'm actually doing pretty great.

Yeah, you know, I wish I, I mean, I might not have to get it done, but I, I'm really hoping that I don't.

Yeah. Why? What's going on with your penis?

Well, like about a year ago, I, around Christmas time last year, every time I would pee, it would feel like I had to pee again,

like right afterwards, like I really had to pee.

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