"I'M FINALLY OFF PROBATION"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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A man from Alaska calls in a week before the end of his 8 year long probation, and claims he’s experiencing anxiety over his newfound freedom. Then a pregnant caller discusses her mixed feelings about having a baby, a caller harasses his wife with a puppet on a daily basis, and I talk with a final caller about dealing with bullies at school. There are a lot of ways to prepare potatoes. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody it's Lyle just a reminder that I am going on tour to do therapy gecko live
0:06.3	in several cities across the United States and I would love to see you there.
0:10.1	I will be interviewing random folks from the audience up on stage and absolutely anything could happen.
0:16.0	It will be very fun, very terrifying, and very geckoey.
0:21.0	You can find the link to get tickets in your city in the episode description.
0:24.9	Okay, let's get into the podcast. Hello? Hey. What's your name? Oh, it says here you're anonymous.
0:34.8	Yeah, you can call me Snoopy. Okay, I like that. Why uh, why Snoopy? What is there a
0:42.1	It's like something behind that?
0:44.0	It's my dog's name.
0:46.0	Okay.
0:47.0	So Snoopy, what's going on with you?
0:51.0	Uh, well, yeah, I've been on probation for about eight years now.
1:00.0	And I'm about to get off in one week.
1:06.0	You've been on probation for eight years, you said?
1:09.0	Eight years, yeah.
1:11.0	What is a probation like like what are the ground rules of probation well I live in a small
1:21.1	town so it's like well first of all ground rules is no doing pot
1:26.2	I was smoking weed at all no drinking
1:29.1	You gotta go to meeting
1:31.2	It's a pain in the ass.
1:35.0	Okay.
1:36.0	So you mentioned you live in a small town.
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