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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Good morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. Welcome to Monday.

Welcome to, oh my God, it's freezing cold again out there. Welcome to, are we going to have snow in London?

We might. They had it in Leeds the other day when it all came down and we'd already predicted that.

And then I should imagine Scotland

to be the next place to get it. There's bound to be, isn't though? It was just bound to be because

the temperature's dropped, although it doesn't have to be really cold for it to actually snow.

Thomas has finally got his t-shirt from Loch Ness FC. Is it? And he's back from his holiday as well. He didn't look any different. I thought he'd come back sort of different colour, but exactly the same colour. In fact, if anything paler than you were before, you're not sort of... He went to the late...

Didn't you have any sunny days in the look? We had sunny days here. Sunny days? One nice sunny day. And you didn't sunbath? Obviously not. What are people

doing that? No, you're not. What are people doing? Well, you are, you have seen you being burnt to pieces.

You must have done it at some point in your life. Oh, that was sporting activities. Okay. So what are you doing

the Lake District? You go walking, hiking, cycling, swimming. Oh, right Oh God, so an all-active holiday. God, it sounds ghastly. Can you think of anything worse, ladies and gentlemen? No. And then, I'm not telling them that. Anything that happens after 6 o'clock in the evenings between you and your conscience. So, where do we begin today? Oh, it's all going on, isn't it?

As you discovered, Harry and Meghan apparently are going to make a reality show.

That'll be rivetingly exciting, won't it?

Apparently, she's keen on doing it, which gives you the answer to all of their problems,

because she wants to show the public the real her.

I don't think the public care, to be honest with you. I mean,

their popularity is at the lowest it's ever been. Anyway, police have started coronavirus spot

checks. Officers now going to launch a drive to enforce the self-isolation rules this week by calling

on people at home. Well, I mean, I mean, apparently yesterday, another 5,700 cases of coronavirus.

This is for all the snowflakes who go, oh, yeah, don't worry, it doesn't affect us, doesn't

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