I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Tiktok’s trash. That’s the news that Luke has been reading recently. However, Pete’s algorithm quickly proves otherwise.
We then address the fact that Pete forgot to tell us Lewis Capaldi performed a gig on his flight to America and Donald Trump gives us a huge helping hand in our mission to make Prime uncool. Thanks Donald!
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| 0:00.0 | I mean, Sirling, and today I'm at a McCain Potato Field. |
| 0:04.0 | Being chased by a massive war! |
| 0:06.0 | It's just a lady bird, Ian. |
| 0:08.0 | Well, it had a real war spanner, Jay. |
| 0:10.0 | Why are they here? |
| 0:12.0 | Well, we plot wildflowers to help encourage wildlife. |
| 0:14.0 | Like birds and insects. |
| 0:16.0 | So, we eat McCain chips. I'm helping do some good. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah, exactly. You're supporting the move to regenerative farming. |
| 0:22.0 | Okay, this time it's definitely a war sp. My life's in danger. |
| 0:25.0 | Ian, that's a butterfly. |
| 0:27.0 | McCain, let's all check in. |
| 0:29.0 | Some things just add some play to your day. |
| 0:33.0 | Catching the toast is it pops out of the toaster. |
| 0:35.0 | Dancing down the street to your favourite place. |
| 0:39.0 | Wearing a sparkly boots to the shop. |
| 0:41.0 | And best of all, picking the new pink scratch card. |
| 0:43.0 | A pink scratch card, please. |
| 0:45.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:47.0 | And doing your own drum roll. |
| 0:49.0 | This is exciting. |
| 0:51.0 | Add some play to your day. |
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