I'm Dating My Mother

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Matteo gets some “trade” while Emma researches how “lesbians have sex, while also facing a lapse in being sober (which does not have great results for her - or a stair case). Of course, they figure out who could poop in their mouth, and Matteo dishes about being on a popular Mexican talk show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:07.0	All right, now we're back.
0:10.0	And we're back.
0:12.0	Where do we even begin?
0:13.0	I just got back to New York.
0:15.0	Yeah, uh, Mateo was in LA.
0:17.0	For some reason, I was...
0:18.0	For a month. For a month.
0:19.0	And so many things have happened in this month.
0:21.0	There's a lot that's... I mean mean I got some trade in LA that was pretty
0:25.4	well we'll start with you trade me dick. Whoo I didn't when did it start getting called
0:30.7	trade I don't even know my friends my friend Patty and Bob
0:33.4	call it trade and so then I just started calling it trade. I've also been saying
0:37.2	work which I didn't even realize was the thing I said until because all my friend
0:41.2	my friend Patty who everyone should follow on Instagram,
0:44.0	Legal Miners, his name.
0:45.6	He is always like, work, girl, work, work, work.
0:48.8	Does that just mean like get it?
0:50.1	It means like word, like cool, awesome. And then I was was I like talking to people and they'd say something I'd be like work and then I'm like oh I've become I've become that woman if I could get away with that
1:00.5	You just have to do it's all about confidence you do it a couple times like I'll say
1:04.3	like I'll be like okay I'm gonna say something then you to say work so I'll be like oh
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