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H3 Podcast

I'm Cancelled - H3TV #13

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.824.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2021

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

Today, Ethan is in absolute shambles...he has finally been tragically CANCELLED.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everybody. Please forgive me for being late today. Please, please change those

0:06.3

downvotes to our folks. It hurts my, it hurts me so bad. It hurts me. I have a good

0:13.5

reason though. It's raining in LA. That's yeah. That's a great reason. Well first of all

0:21.8

hello. Welcome everybody. It's Asuri TV. It's Monday Monday Monday sponsored by yes, yes,

0:29.4

mint, quip and honey. Thank you to our sponsors. We love you. Boy, it's actually like pouring

0:37.8

here when I was on the freeway. Traffic was going super slow and people on the other side

0:42.3

of the freeway when they would drive fast. They would like blast the other side with water

0:49.0

and you would hit water, you know, going 40, 50. It was very explosive. So dealing with

0:56.9

a lot over here guys, you know. Well, we're glad you made it safely. Thank you so much.

1:04.0

How was your guys' weekend? It was good. It's good actually. What's your

1:08.7

dune? Did you watch it last night? I tried but Ila fell asleep. Fair enough. Even before

1:15.2

I got the chance to put it on. Did you watch Caribbean? Again, I didn't get to do anything

1:22.8

because it was another long weekend with poor Theodore being constipated and just, I don't

1:27.9

know man, it's been so hard. It's been hard at home. Not much sleep. Lots of sad baby.

1:38.2

I swear to God, bro, this kid, yesterday I'm hoping he finally got it all out. He took

1:46.3

first the biggest poop like per, you know, per body weight, pound for pound, the biggest

1:50.9

poop I've ever seen. Like if that came out of me, it would be painful. Okay. I'm talking

1:56.7

something like this wide, bro. It looked like a big croissant when it came out of it.

2:02.1

Exactly. Chocolate croissant. No, but it wasn't liquidy. It was hard.

2:07.1

Impressive. Damn. Like a like a stale croissant. Yeah. And then and then after we're like,

2:14.2

wow, a few hours later he took another poop the same size. So I'm hoping that, you know,

2:21.7

he got it all out. Yeah, had you like doing a curb? I'd you guys like it? I'm going to

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