I'm Calling The Cops

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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0:00.0	Would you call the cops? I just don't know. I don't know how you're going to feel about the situation.
0:04.4	Like imagine you're your neighborhood, and you see the neighborhood riff-r-aff kids. I don't know
0:10.2	they're riff-r-aff, but these neighborhood kids kind of act in a fool. Would their action be
0:14.7	enough for you to actually pick up the phone and call the cops? Because my mom and I are very
0:19.2	split on this one. You can decide today with ask my mom, welcome.
0:22.7	Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:27.0	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified
0:34.0	mama's boy podcast. Yes, this is our daily podcast that we do call certified mama's boy today.
0:40.5	By the way, it's second of February that we recorded and released to this. We're daily shows.
0:45.6	Hopefully you'll keep coming back. You'll subscribe and checking out the show. We've got three
0:49.5	principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot. And we
0:53.5	love my mom, my co-host Nancy Yancy, my mom. Hi, honey. Okay, just so that you don't think that I'm
1:00.0	lying to you. I don't want everyone thinks that sometimes I'm dramatic or act weird or
1:05.7	whatever. I want to prove to you that's that's not the case. Sometimes, yes, things are as awkward
1:11.3	as I absolutely say they are. So I need you to start believing me in this. My mom luckily today
1:15.9	got to experience what it's like to ride the elevator up with somebody in my condo.
1:22.8	So in case you don't know, I'm an introvert. I have big issues because I feel like I am
1:36.7	socially awkward in a lot of situations. But I swear to you, for some reason, this elevator ride
1:40.7	is like the crux of my existence. And I'm not sure why. I'm not really quite sure.
1:45.2	So mom, I want you to explain the situation today because I was kind of glad that you got a chance to
1:49.1	experience what it is. Gosh, let me think about it. Did you know that woman? I mean, I don't know
1:56.0	any of these people. But like you have to act like you know them because for some reason, you have
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