'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2026
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Lu's May half term plans are all out the window as her daughters have become full-blown entrepreneurs, launching their own pony camp and cheer camp with the help of ChatGPT, Anna has an unexpected run-in with the lawyer working on the Lucy Letby case and is delighted with the new connection and what would you do if you moved into a new house with your partner and there were pictures of his late wife everywhere?
Plus, the girls also get into the social media ban for under-16s again after another vote in parliament, we chat plane seat etiquette, hear a disgusting chalet cleaning confession involving a shower head, and Weirdo of the Month is crowned in all its filthy glory.
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| 0:00.0 | Three, two, Sun. |
| 0:03.6 | EasyJet's big orange sale is now on, |
| 0:06.0 | with up to £400 off package holidays and up to 20% off flights. |
| 0:10.8 | Book now at easyjet.com. |
| 0:13.0 | Get out there. |
| 0:14.2 | Selected dates and flights, sail ends 5th of May. |
| 0:16.5 | Holidays minimum spend and attel protected. |
| 0:18.4 | Teas and Cs apply. |
| 0:23.6 | Do you belong here? Next to me, about to jump into the sea on an army co-steering expedition. |
| 0:28.6 | What's your gut saying? |
| 0:30.6 | Walk away from the edge? |
| 0:34.6 | Or jump in and join a team that we buy your side for life. |
| 0:44.0 | Still listening, you belong here. |
| 0:47.2 | Army, recruiting now. Search Army jobs. |
| 0:52.1 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:55.8 | Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants and general explicit content, but you know you love it. |
| 1:02.7 | Be warned. |
| 1:04.5 | Are you joking me? |
| 1:05.8 | Be warned, there are two little girls knocking door to door. |
| 1:10.1 | Oh my giddy aunt. |
| 1:12.3 | I've never heard of poo juice before. |
| 1:15.7 | We just need to fucking suck it up buttercups sometimes. |
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