Hey, Waffle Gang, I do hope you are well. My name is Mark. And today we're checking out some more

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Froggy Five. And before we do get into the story,

there is a warning of catfish, physical assault and attempted sexual assault as well.

So if you do want to skip the story, please feel free to do so.

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Now this story is titled, I the A-Hull for telling a friend she had settled for a

penis and a pulse after she shamed my standards. I, female 20, have a close friend, female 22.

She asked why I was still single. I haven't been dating since I was 18 after leaving a relationship

of five years. Upon me telling her I wasn't interested

in dating right now. She said, so basically you can't find anyone. I brushed past it, not wanting any

arguments. She later asked what I'd look for in a guy. As I told her and my basic standards would be,

respect goes both ways, us versus the problem,

not me versus you, likes dogs, I have three so obvious reasons, and general good hygiene,

decent levels of fitness, not necessarily aesthetic, I'm heavily into the gym and fitness,

so I want someone to match this, ideally.

Driven and hardworking, i.e. has a goal slash drive of what they want to do with their life.

I taught her exactly as I written above, and she burst out laughing.

I was a little confused and asked what was up.

She told me that I'm never going to find a guy because I'm asking for far too much. If I were to lower my

standards, I'd find a lovely guy. The only standard should be compatibility. If I did, I wouldn't

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