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Now time for the story.

Venerable disease sucks twice as bad on an airplane.

Because you can't scratch your balls without some cranky passenger,

bitching to the flight attendant that a terrible man is fondling himself in the aisle seat.

And it's not even my fault that I have to sit by the aisle.

That's just the nature of my job.

The man sitting next to me blanked awkwardly.

As though still getting used to a body that wasn't entirely his.

He kept his eyes very wide behind his round spectacles.

First, staring at the seat ahead, then pivoting to face me.

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