“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2026
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a caller discusses the struggles of dating while overweight.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:07.3 | Hello. |
| 0:08.3 | What's up, man? What's your name? |
| 0:10.8 | My name's Wyatt. |
| 0:12.6 | Wyatt. How's life, Wyatt? |
| 0:14.3 | Yes, sir. |
| 0:15.8 | You know, it's okay. You know, New Year. It's kind of going off on that. |
| 0:20.8 | Do you have like a New Year's resolution of some kind? |
| 0:25.3 | You know, I was talking about my girlfriend about that. |
| 0:27.9 | And, like, I don't know, I'm 25 years old. |
| 0:31.4 | I've had 25, I guess 26 whole New Year's. |
| 0:34.9 | I've never really thought of, an actual new year's resolution, |
| 0:40.3 | you know, I don't know that's sad or good. I just kind of keep going. |
| 0:46.3 | I don't, I don't think that that's either sad or good. I think, well, yeah, it means you |
| 0:52.1 | just live in life. You're not trying to solve it. |
| 0:55.0 | I definitely like to reflect on my past year, like how the year, like my past year is gone, but I never really like, oh, I'm going to start this, this coming year. |
| 1:02.9 | I'm going to, I'm going to change this. |
| 1:04.5 | I'm going to start doing that. |
| 1:07.3 | Okay. |
| 1:07.8 | You're just like, okay, that happened. |
| 1:10.0 | And then let's continue on to the, into the present where more stuff will happen. |
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