I'm Back.
Louder with Crowder
Louder with Crowder
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Stand-up comedy is where you make jokes for people to laugh at. It's not a good place to have an argument in the crowd with a random stranger about jobs men and women choose to do. But that didn't stop Ethel Tan. Tell a joke. Channeling Bob Hope, Hasan Piker showed up to an anti-ICE protest in New Jersey. He was also banned from the UK. Busy weekend. Two cities in Europe celebrated their soccer teams. Let's play "Spot the Difference."
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| 0:00.0 | That doesn't work right now, Gerald, because it's my homecoming. I'm back. Guys, can we just admonish Gerald right off, right off the bat? Please. Glad to be back with you, guys. I was gone for about a week. The truth is, I'm not supposed to be back right now. Nope. I'm not supposed to be back recovering from surgery, but here you go. |
| 0:21.5 | I don't know if you guys can bang. |
| 0:23.8 | Oh, wait, no, it's too far forward. |
| 0:25.1 | Where can I put this? |
| 0:26.8 | Those are the three titanium rods that were in my old chest. |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, there you go. |
| 0:34.1 | Right there. |
| 0:34.7 | So I have them, I don't know. |
| 0:35.3 | Is anyone a good titanium worker out there where you can help me |
| 0:38.1 | like turn this into a knife handle or something how do we do this there we go like that you heard it |
| 0:44.4 | this is because my my sternum was cave caving into my heart and lung so uh i'm grateful by the way |
| 0:51.7 | everyone at mayo thank you very much i'm still a little little bit swollen from where they intubated me I have to wear a fat guy girl to keep |
| 0:57.3 | the scars down you see you saw my fat guy girdle yeah I got to wear the fat guy girl yeah look |
| 1:01.5 | look look at this uh these guys aren't a sponsor look at this fat guy girdle I have |
| 1:05.3 | because you can still see the scar so you know what I'll show them to you all the way in chat a little bit later on, so there's something to stick around for them. But glad to be back. Bear with me here the first couple of days. It takes a little while for me to get back into the swing of things, and I'm so glad. Boy, that was like having a crick in your neck for five years. Only there were titanium rods in my chest. chest. I now know what it feels like to take a full breath. Isn't that crazy? My whole life. It was either my bones or then those bars. And I'm like, nothing's stopping me. Can't stop me now. So we have a lot to talk about today. I don't know if you know the stand-up comedy. It's primarily a man's job. |
| 1:45.8 | What's your name? |
| 1:47.0 | What's the name of the Asian lady? |
| 1:47.9 | I forgot the name. |
| 1:48.7 | Esther. |
| 1:50.4 | Ethel. |
| 1:51.0 | Ethel, Thal. Ethel tan. |
| 1:52.1 | Some old white lady's name. |
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