"I'm allergic to bullsh*t!"
Boj & Kate Have A Lot On Their Plate
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4.7 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
It's Christmas sandwich week again on Boj & Kate as Nick and Boj go head to head and Kate decides she doesn't want to play.
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Presented by Kate Lawler and Martin Bojtos. Produced by Nick Daly of Gathering Media. Recorded and mixed by Tommy Taylor. Artwork by James Parrett. Video by Gathering Media. Theme music by Guy Langley.
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| 0:00.0 | I just left the restaurant I was in with Noah without paying. |
| 0:02.8 | And as I walked out the door, I saw a sign on the door that said, |
| 0:05.5 | cards only no cash. |
| 0:07.1 | And so as I walked out the door, I went straight back and the guy was following me. I went, I've remembered. Oh, wow. Got a screw loose, me. You really, too. You have to pay where you go. Like, pay for it. You do? I don't think I've ever done a runner. |
| 0:19.5 | I remember when you were young and he used to like eat half a McDonald's burger and take it back |
| 0:22.9 | and go, this is cold and they'd give you a new one. Nope. Nope. I used to do that all the time. No, I was brought up, right? Nope. I'll tell you what, though. I went on a work trip once to San Francisco and I was with my mate Alex. We're in boots. I paid. |
| 0:37.0 | And I walked out and he just followed me. |
| 0:39.4 | I was like, oh, he goes We're in boots. I paid and I walked out and he just followed me. |
| 0:39.4 | I was like, oh, he goes, yeah, a little airport tax. I was like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, I always shoplift from the airport. And I was like, he just had like a bottle of water, a magazine, some sweets. He was like, yeah, I always do it. Don't steal. Well, I just, I found it funny because it's such a small crime. |
| 0:56.0 | And if you get caught, we're on a work trip. |
| 0:58.1 | If you've got... I was like, yeah, I always do it. Don't still. Well, I just, I found it funny because it's such a small crime. |
| 0:56.0 | And if you get caught, we're on a work trip. |
| 0:58.0 | If you got caught, they might not let you on the fly. |
| 1:00.3 | Petty theft. |
| 1:01.1 | You might get, you know, get sacked or whatever. |
| 1:03.7 | That guy is on the naughty list. |
| 1:05.3 | He is on the naughty list. |
| 1:06.5 | I don't think he cares, though. |
| 1:07.9 | Three, two, one. His name's Barge and her name's Kate. |
| 1:14.0 | They go together pretty great. |
| 1:18.9 | Excuse the mess. |
| 1:20.7 | The house is in a state. |
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