“I’M AFRAID OF ETERNITY”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them.

Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party he’s hosting 2 hours and a final caller prays to her cat as God.

There is something in the wall. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:04.2	On the latest episode of Next Question with me, Katie Couric,
0:08.0	I sat down with Jasmine Crockett, Democratic Representative of Texas.
0:12.5	She's holding out the fork for her party in one of the most conservative states in the Union.
0:17.6	I think that ultimately, who will become the Democratic nominee for president will be someone
0:22.7	that has been out there and has shown that they won't allow themselves to be punched and just
0:28.1	say thank you.
0:29.1	Like, they will punch back.
0:31.1	Listen to next question with me, Katie Couric on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
0:36.4	you get your podcasts.
0:38.9	Hi, what's your name?
0:40.4	My name is Malachi.
0:42.0	Malachi.
0:42.6	What's up, Malachi?
0:43.2	How's life?
0:44.6	Dude, life is nuts.
0:47.3	This is weird.
0:49.6	I told myself I wouldn't be nervous, but you always say don't be nervous and it's just a, it's just a
0:56.2	geek.
0:57.0	The central nervous system does not, the central nervous system does not respond to logic, only instinct.
1:03.1	That makes sense.
1:04.7	It's okay.
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