I'm Actually Done, Episode 22
IDIOT with Laura Clery
Laura Clery & Studio71
4.9 • 963 Ratings
🗓️ 8 December 2022
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, hello. I hope that you're doing well today. I'm actually having a surprisingly good day. |
| 0:06.7 | I'm just going to sip a little water. Mm-mm. Mm-hmm. |
| 0:11.8 | Oh, I should do ASMR. |
| 0:14.0 | Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, |
| 0:18.0 | I should do ASM. |
| 0:20.0 | And go ahead and just peel this orange. I'm just going to go ahead and peel this orange |
| 0:27.0 | really quickly, okay? Can you hear it? Can you smell it? Can you smell it? Can you feel it? I'm just going out and I'm peeling in orange. Hold on, I'm just, it's getting a little messy, it's juicy. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm just going ahead, I'm getting real, real juicy right now as I feel this orange. |
| 0:51.0 | I'm just going to feel an orange. Do you feel that? Do you hear it? |
| 0:57.0 | Is that relaxing? |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, I'm covered in orange juice, God damn it. I'm just going to take one little bite of this orange. |
| 1:09.2 | Mm-mm. It's so, soo-mm. It's so, so citrus. That's so citrusy. Oh my God, that's actually really good. |
| 1:24.0 | That orange is from my backyard. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, I got orange just on my pants. |
| 1:30.0 | Oh, man, I'd be terrible at ASMR. |
| 1:36.6 | Y'all like ASMR? |
| 1:38.0 | It's a real kind of niche thing, huh? |
| 1:40.9 | It's very polarizing, like, I'll come across videos and some of them like oh that's kind of nice. It tickles my ears |
| 1:46.5 | Then other ones I'm like get the fuck away from me, bro. No one wants to hear you eat Cheetos. Nobody, nobody. But there's an audience |
| 1:58.2 | for it apparently, ASMR. It's a whole thing, huh? I feel like there's a good like ASMR sketch, |
| 2:05.3 | although I suggested that to someone they're like, yeah, it's been done 8,000 million times. |
| 2:09.5 | Not an original idea, Laura, you suck, go kill yourself what whoa don't okay so a couple things |
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