"I'M A VIRGIN AT 26"

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

A caller tells me he’s been spending hundreds of dollars on an online girlfriend he’s never met to make up for his lack of romantic connections in real life. We discuss how he might be able to find validation within himself as well as his frustrations with being a virgin in adulthood.   Then I talk to a caller who wants to marry a guy she’s been dating for a month, a caller dealing with a backstabbing roommate, and a caller whose girlfriend has an unrelenting desire to punch his balls. Go to a movie by yourself and write a review of it online. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello?
0:02.0	Hey, this is Steve. How's it going on?
0:04.0	This is going good. How are you doing Steve?
0:07.0	Great, I'm glad to be here. I'm a huge fan.
0:10.0	Oh, I'm a fucking fan of you, dude.
0:14.0	No.
0:15.0	Steve, Steve, uh, what's going on with you today Steve?
0:20.0	Well, I come to you, Mr. Gack. I go by Frogwood, Steve, on the internet, so I can kind of relate to you as a fellow
0:31.4	greenman. I'm sorry I'm nervous.
0:35.0	There have been here before.
0:36.0	No, I don't be nervous.
0:37.0	No one.
0:38.0	It's just us here on the computer.
0:40.0	Exactly, just us on the computer.
0:43.4	So my problem is I've been, for the past couple weeks now, I have been talking with this
0:50.0	girl on the internet and I felt like we made a pretty strong connection but as things have
0:59.0	gone on I am feeling as if I may not be anything more than just a wallet to her.
1:06.0	Hmm.
1:08.0	Why do you feel that way?
1:12.0	Well... Well, it seems there's times when I feel like I can only get any sort of reciprocation when or any kind of attention away from her other friends is when I buy her something.
1:30.0	Okay. Have you met this woman in real life before?
1:37.0	I have not.
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