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Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 997 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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We’re in Ancient Rome for a carnival of incest, violence, matricide and depravity. If you think PartyGate was bad, wait until you hear about Tiberius. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus History, as ever sat beside me as Horatio Gould.
0:17.7	Hello.
0:18.5	A man whose forehead is a portal to the ancient world.
0:22.2	An ever-growing.
0:23.2	An ever-growing portal.
0:24.7	Terrifying.
0:26.6	I've tried to renegotiate the camera distances because I feel, even though Finn's head is very
0:33.2	small and mine is very big, I do think it doesn't make it better with how the cameras are situated. A bad
0:38.7	workman blames his tools. I think you take this up with your mother. I think Finn comes across better. Even though Finn has a freakishly small head, I want that to be known. But it doesn't look like that. It just looks when it cuts to me like I have a freaksually big head. It doesn't help that there's also a TikTok dwarf who is your spitting image.
0:54.2	Shout out,
0:54.8	Lewis,
0:55.1	mate,
0:56.1	but we'll get him on at some point.
0:57.0	We'll definitely get him on.
0:57.8	Yeah.
0:58.1	Well, that there's also a TikTok dwarf who is your spitting image.
0:55.2	Shout out, Lewis, mate.
0:56.9	We'll get him on at some point.
0:57.8	We'll definitely get him on.
0:57.9	Yeah.
1:02.0	Well, I think it'll be funny for him to be on here and pretend to be me and see how long it takes people.
1:04.0	Yeah.
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