Being a paralegal for a demigod lawyer is a tough gig. Let me tell you. Especially when the

attorney who you work for is Seth Asani. That's his human name. I'm not totally sure how to

pronounce his real name. And he assures me that if I tried, my teeth would fall out and my tongue

would go necrotic. But I'm absolutely positive.

He is the personification of the ancient Egyptian god of chaos and mischief.

He's not very subtle.

Just Google the term Egyptian god of mischief,

and his name and face appears,

along with a fairly accurate description of him.

Luckily, nobody else has caught on yet, or if they did, Seth quickly got rid of them.

My boss is seven feet tall, with the head of a dog, and he has a tail with spikes on the end of it.

You'd think people would notice, but he's very adept at hiding these things.

The most challenging part of it all is getting his suits altered to accommodate his tail.

Usually he makes me do it with a big pair of scissors.

If anyone does happen to notice that there's something off about Seth, he does some trick

that makes them forget it all about 30 minutes after meeting him.

They never totally see through his disguise, but some people do mention the fact that his head

does not belong to a human, although they generally can't figure out that it's a doghead,

and quickly get lost in trying

to decide which sort of creature it really belongs to.

He lets me see through the whole disguise, since I've been working for him for ages, literally,

for ages.

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