I'm A Lover, Not A Biter

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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On Today’s Show: I am so stressed about my taxes. Mom - Tent: 5 Unusual Ways to Beat Stress, Backed by Science A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTOTY: I’m A Lover, Not A Biter Today’s Quote: “The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.” — a Chinese proverb Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Our Amazing Partners: COZY EARTH Cozy Earth's Premium Bamboo Products Reduce Humidity Allowing For A Perfect Night's Rest. Learn How Cozy Earth Creates It's Lightweight And Breathable Products.Superior Softness. Hypoallergenic Bedding. 100 Night Guarantee. Free Of Chemicals & Dyes. Use code KRAMER40 for 40% off BETTER HELP I want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/Kramer Join over 1 million people taking charge of their mental health. Again, that’s BetterHelp.com/kramer Love You Forever! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's absolutely no reason why you need to hear stories today about people that got bit.
0:04.0	I understand that. You didn't expect to be walking into this podcast today.
0:07.6	You never know what you're going to get when you listen.
0:09.5	But you know what you're getting? You're going to get today.
0:11.6	It's stories about people that got bit and why?
0:14.9	Because we're taking a look at a moment of Kramer history, which is like,
0:17.5	I'm not even sure how we got to this point, but it made me laugh in hindsight.
0:21.0	So welcome to this nonsense that we call certified mama's boy.
0:25.5	Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:30.0	You're not just any mama's boy.
0:32.0	You're a certified mama's boy.
0:34.8	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:38.9	What's up? Today is 10th of August.
0:41.0	Probably hottest hell when you're where you are, wherever you are.
0:44.4	We appreciate you listening to this every single day.
0:46.8	It's a podcast that's based in three principles.
0:48.8	Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud.
0:51.6	We laugh a lot and we love my mom, my co-host Nancy.
0:54.4	Hi, mom. Hi, honey.
0:55.9	There's literally nothing else going on my life right now.
0:58.0	The extreme amount of stress from the stupid IRS bill.
1:02.1	Like, I don't even have time to plan much of a show today to be honest with you,
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