“I’M A LONELY GAMER BOY”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

A caller wakes up to his best friend and his girlfriend having sex at his place, causing him to wonder if he will be a "lonely gamer boy" forever. Then we revisit the concept of "gooning" - watching several screens of porn at once - with a guy who adopted the lifestyle during the pandemic and is suspicious that he might have an addiction. Finally we transport to the streets of Denmark where we discuss what makes Denmark the happiest place in the world, thoughts on America, and other stuff. Walmart at 3 am was a bad idea. I am a gecko. More Denmark stuff here: https://youtu.be/KrpeAuL-WIA

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0:00.0	Hey folks it's Lyle. Before we get into the episode I wanted to talk to you guys about a new thing I'm doing
0:05.3	where you can help support my lizard endeavors by becoming a premium member of this
0:15.0	premium member of this podcast over at therapy gecko dot com
0:16.0	premium members or geck legends as I call them will be able to get every new and existing episode of Therapy Gecko completely ad free.
0:25.2	He'll also get a bonus podcast episode once a month, a bonus live show episode once a month
0:30.6	from all of the live shows I've been doing around the world.
0:33.7	A member's only live stream once a month.
0:36.2	Plus, you'll also support my ability to continue hopefully doing this podcast for a long time,
0:41.7	doing it around the world, and also supporting my ability to
0:45.5	occasionally go eat a slice of pizza. Go to therapy gecko. supercast. com or find the link in the episode
0:54.5	description to become a geck legend today. All right let's get into the
0:59.5	episode. Hello? Hey what's up man? Hey what's God King Gek, how you doing?
1:05.0	Uh, is this Parker?
1:07.0	Uh, yes, sir.
1:10.0	What's up, Parker? How's life?
1:13.5	Dude, I'm not gonna lie to you, all right?
1:16.7	Suckin sucks, all right?
1:19.7	All right, well, where do you want me to start, man?
1:22.1	It's, it kind of sounded like you were about to start before you asked me where you wanted, where I wanted to start.
1:28.0	And I want you to start where you were just about to start.
1:31.0	You know what?
1:33.0	I got a good damn point right there.
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