Does your bank support your business,

or are also standing up for the things that matter most to you?

If the answer was no, maybe it's time to join an ethical bank.

At the cooperative bank we've spent 30 years campaigning on issues like climate change

and social injustice.

And we also offer 30 months free everyday business banking,

with our business diet plus current account,

joining us for business banking.

New customers maintaining a credit balance of £1,000 plus,

monthly limits for cash and check transactions.

Charges may apply for other services,

visit website for details, subject to state is eligibility and season C's.

Just ignore it.

It was a job easier said than done,

and honestly was it even a good idea?

In my head I ran through the list of potential voids that could have been lurking behind us.

Of course none of them were really ideal,

especially not the rowdy clown whose laugh sounded hauntingly similar,

it's the one we were hearing behind us.

And then we heard it again louder this time.

I muttered a barely audible,

fuck in response.

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