“I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.9 | Yo. |
| 0:06.6 | What's up? How's it going? |
| 0:08.1 | Yo. What's up? It's going good. |
| 0:11.0 | What's your name? |
| 0:12.7 | Oh, fuck. I didn't think of that. |
| 0:14.7 | That's okay. I'm going to call you Sam. |
| 0:19.6 | I like Sam. Sam is great. Sam. What's up sam how's life okay what's up wow |
| 0:26.4 | life is good i texted you that i was eating quinoa salad and then it's delicious |
| 0:31.6 | um i was gonna crack open at kombucha. |
| 0:44.6 | And that's about, that's about what I've, what I've got going on. |
| 0:46.7 | How's the, how's the night? |
| 0:48.7 | Are you still like, were you in Japan? |
| 0:49.6 | Are you still in Japan? |
| 0:53.0 | Sam, what, uh, what's up, Sam? What, uh, what, uh, what, what, uh, what, what, uh, would you want to talk about today? |
| 0:56.9 | Uh, well, I, I, I mean, I mean, there are a multitude of things I wanted to talk about. |
| 1:05.8 | I, I, I, I loki wish I was a girl. |
| 1:09.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:10.9 | Um, yeah, maybe that's what I want. I low-key wish I was a girl. There's that. |
| 1:13.8 | Yeah, maybe that's what I want to talk about. |
| 1:15.9 | I'll take that. |
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