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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

See, Sen.

Midweek, we're deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty. Communications compound. No longer protected by the 80-second airborne. They're on their way to Iran. Today, we're toiling under the title of the show. Golly G. G., G. G., G., G.g., Gailiboff. That could be the head guy in Iran.

Ghalyboff, I'll tell you all about him.

Or, Jack, if you prefer this title,

Straight of Hormuz turns queer.

Odd times.

Nobody knows what's going on.

Straight turns queer.

Yes.

Straight of Hormuz turns queer.

You get it?

First of all, we are introducing a 15-point plan for intermation over the next four hours.

I've already rejected nine of the points, but go ahead.

And I would say that someone like us will never come to terms with someone like you, not now, not ever.

Which is what Iran just said to us.

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