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Waying in with mass is generated through the interaction of their particles

with a condensate filling every corner of the universe with an energy density

of a staggering 10 to the 37 joules per cubic meter.

That's the power output of the sun in a thousand years. It's physics!

And in the right hand corner with coloured liquid and funny smells, it's chemistry.

I'm Robin Ents, and in the interest of truth, I'd like to make it clear that

Brian Cox wrote the chemistry introduction.

And I'm Brian Cox, and I refute the accusation with all the strength of a homeopathic nuclear power

station. They're perfectly safe, but why won't my light switch on?

Joining me to battle this out is a man who studied mathematics and theoretical physics at

University College Dublin, but went on to become a stand-up comedian. He occasionally mixes the two,

but finds that any joke that starts, if we take X to be the IQ of a man who walks into a bar,

why to be the IQ of the Paris on his shoulder, and Zed to be the height of the bar in feet,

and Zed is greater than why he's greater than X, then you must be. It's an equine,

raky and Feng Shui acupuncture and astrological homeopathic convention.

It doesn't play well.

An equine, raky and Feng Shui acupuncture and astrological homeopathic conventions.

Though that said, Brian, I've noticed our invitation to speak at equine, raky and Feng Shui

acupuncture and astrological homeopathic conventions have diminished since this show started.

Yes, it's the primary non-exponents of equine, raky and Feng Shui acupuncture and astrological

homeopathy, Dara Obrin.

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