I'm A Bean Muncher
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 166 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to another round of bad decisions and questionable life choices, as we dust off the wheel of doom for the long-awaited return of Good Or Gross. From onion-flavored trauma to wet dog breath, the Rizz Show studio quickly turns into a war zone of regret while listeners place their bets on who’s going to gag on these jelly beans first.
Show Notes:
- Guardians’ David Fry hospitalized after being hit in face by pitch during crucial win over Tigers
- Soccer Headers Damage Brains Even Without Concussions, Large Study Finds
- What's travel dysmorphia and why do so many have it?
- New food hall planned for downtown St. Louis on Washington Ave
- Nine cars damaged by objects falling from I-44 overpass; police investigating
- Missouri’s Own launches THC-infused BBQ seasoning
- Meet the 2025 Ig Nobel Prize winners
- Hurricane Gabrielle spins toward the Azores in the Atlantic as Hurricane Narda moves off Mexico
- Rodent poop, including in rice, was ‘overwhelming’ at PA restaurant
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| 0:00.0 | The Rizzuto Show podcast, powered by Dobbs. |
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| 0:23.0 | All right, let's hit it. |
| 0:25.6 | The listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:30.4 | Razuto. |
| 0:31.3 | Ruruto. |
| 0:32.7 | Rurudo? |
| 0:33.3 | Rurudo. |
| 0:43.9 | Hey! Good morning, everybody. A lot of activity going on. |
| 0:46.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.8 | In here, a lot of... |
| 0:47.7 | The bustling morning. |
| 0:48.6 | There's a lot of stuff going on in here. |
| 0:52.7 | Hey, don't... |
| 0:53.4 | He's Colonel Mustard today, dude. Like, Scott is dressed as though he's stung-grown mustard. You can take that? Y'all take it. I like dressing up like mustard. Yeah, come get me in the library with a candlestick. This is Condiment Week. So Scott was a ketchup yesterday. I didn't know. That's right. He's mustard today. What's tomorrow? Mayo tomorrow. Oh, me? Meo tomorrow. White on white. Yeah. White on white. I look like a painter. Like almost white. Yeah. It's a good look. Yeah. Then what's Friday? Relish. Gwok. Ranch dressing. |
| 1:28.2 | What? |
| 1:28.5 | Guac. |
| 1:29.3 | Guacamole. Oh, that'll work, too. Gwok? Is guck's not a condiment? Are you kidding me? Yes, it is. I guess it can be. Whatever. In all honesty, it probably is one of those national days this week. Has to be. It's always something. Every day is 15 different national things. |
| 1:44.5 | You want to know what today is? |
| 1:45.4 | Yes. |
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