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it's my strawberry letter for today's subject.

I love getting the mail every day.

Right now, though, the nephew here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for is, Neff?

I love your wife more than you do. The man needs to know. He need to know that. This show is it now. I'm going to get a pilot. Okay. Okay. So, you know, it's time me you're going to let you know how I feel. I decided to call you the date and tell you how it's going down. Let's go, catdog. I love your wife more than you do. Hello. Hey, I'm trying to, I'm trying to reach Trey. This, right? Who is this? Hey, Trey, how you doing, man? This is Milton. I work at your wife, Teresa. Milton? Yeah, yeah. You probably heard of me before. I've been at the job probably about five years now. Has she ever mentioned me? Nothing. No, I didn't have no, Melkins. What's going on? Is everything cool? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is good. Everything is good. Hey, listen, I wanted to have a conversation with you, man. I don't really know how to spring this on you or whatever.

But like I say, I've been working at this spot for five years and been on Teresa probably like around three.

And I guess what I really want to say is that I didn't gain some feelings for Toreka.

And, you know, to be honest.

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on, man. Hold on. Hold on. You calling me, and you're telling me right now, you have feelings for my wife, who you work with. And you name her, Teresa, because that is my wife. You have feelings for my wife. Is that correct? Yeah. You know, it took me a while to come forward and say this, but, you know, I'm a man enough now that I feel like me and you need to talk about it. Bray, have you lost your mind? No, no, I haven't. Have you lost your mind? No, listen, I'm just letting you know today is the day that I decided I'm not carrying this weight on my shoulders no more.

I'm getting it off of me, all right?

And at the end of the day, I love your wife more than you do.

What?

I love your wife more than you do.

Bro.

So you look, how long you've been loving my wife?

You tell me how long you've been loving my wife. How long me how long you've been in love my wife. How long you feel that you have been in love with my wife? I mean, I'm looking at... I know at least two... And how late... Does my wife even know this? I mean, I'm sure she's aware of it to a certain extent. To a certain extent. How certain of the extent are we talking?

I mean, you know, when we go to lunch together, she, you know, I mean, I'm sure she knows. Y'all be going to lunch together? How long y'all been going to lunch together, bro? We were going to lunch together at least two and a half years. I mean, we go to lunch together almost every day. We might miss a day if she go with the girls, not go with the fellows, so be it.

But for the most part, me and her pretty much at lunch together. Yeah, I need that. I swear, bro, stay the hell away from my wife, bro. I need her to back the fuck. Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bro. Because you didn't talk enough. You didn't talk to enough.

Ain't no more in love.

Ain't no more safe.

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