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Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday.

Hope everybody had a splendid weekend.

Mine was splendid.

Yeah, I went to DJ Max.

Hey, Jax.

How you, Dern good.

Mine was splendid as well.

I made a chili.

That's always going to be a recipe for success.

I was actually promised to chili and one never arrived.

Ben on Sunday was like, should we make a chili?

And I knew something was up, you know, because why would he be so generous?

Ben, like, low-key, like, doesn't like making chili.

I'm always like, oh, we should make a chili.

And he's like, fine. And has to film an ad. Oh, what brand is sponsoring his chili? I don't want to spoil it because it's, I don't want to spoil it. Okay, well,

that's really exciting. But he didn't do his chili for his wife nor his brand work. Is that what you're saying? No, he's delayed. Content is delayed. We had the busiest weekend. I'm sure you did. It's a busy time. Yeah, I am going L.A. You are going to L.A. And he didn't even make you a chili even though he's trying to court you to go to L.A. And a chili would definitely help move the needle. I ran out of reasons to say no and now I actually believe it's a good idea. Like we should definitely go. How fun is that? Like I was being a hater, but first of all, the lack of air conditioning in my studio is not going to work for me. Do you know it's 80 degrees. It was 80 degrees yesterday. 80 degrees. It's October.

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