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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

I Love You, I Sue You

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Proof of my lottery numbers Do you judge people who don’t vote? ASK MY MOM: I Iove you, I sue you! Today’s Quote: “Hard times don’t create heroes. It is during the hard times when the ‘hero’ within us is revealed.” — Bob Riley Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Our Amazing Partners: COZY EARTH Cozy Earth's Premium Bamboo Products Reduce Humidity Allowing For A Perfect Night's Rest. Learn How Cozy Earth Creates It's Lightweight And Breathable Products.Superior Softness. Hypoallergenic Bedding. 100 Night Guarantee. Free Of Chemicals & Dyes. Use code CERTIFIEDMAMASBOY40 for 40% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Would you ever sue your current partner? Seriously, think about that right now. Whatever your relationship with, no matter what they did,

0:09.5

if you were going to stay with them, would you still sue them? She feels like she has been wronged and honestly she absolutely has. The question is,

0:18.4

should she sue him today on the show?

0:21.9

Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

0:26.2

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

0:35.2

What's up? There's a lot going on today. We got a lot to talk about. This is the eighth of November with the certified mama's boy podcast,

0:44.7

a daily podcast that has three principles. Live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh.

0:50.2

Yeah, we laugh a lot and we love my mom. I'm very tired. My numbers were 17, 39, 40, 48, 57 and my quick pick. I mean, my powerball number was four.

1:08.2

Because last night was the drawing for the $1.9 billion powerball, right? And I'm not a big, I'm not a big lottery guy.

1:22.2

I mean, because I hate losing money, right? Even if I do like a $5 scratcher, I'm like, I lost it. And I just get really angry.

1:31.2

And so I don't really play a lot, but for, you know, for $2 for a chance at winning 1.9 billion, I'll take, you know, yeah.

1:40.2

So I totally forgot. It's just been a crazy, another crazy day today. And I didn't get a chance to go to the grocery store or the liquor store to get a power ball.

1:50.2

So I text my dad and I said, hey, can you buy me one? Because apparently in certain states, Maryland, not being one of them, you can actually buy your tickets on an app.

2:00.2

So I just mentioned my dad's a, hey, by the way, can you get one? But I want to put this on document. They're right now recording at 5.39 pm before the powerball drawing.

2:10.2

My number's 17, 39, 40, 48, 57, and my quick pick is four, because what I don't want to happen. This is what happens. This like, this like turns, this turns families against each other.

2:24.2

No, no, numbers are to win. And I am to win the, you know, 1.9 billion dollar jackpot.

2:32.2

But first off, you'll never hear from me ever again. I'll do one final episode of I'm going to Ireland and no one's ever going to see me ever again.

2:42.2

One show, you get one. And I'm not even sure when it'll be. It may be a couple days later. You get one show. There will be signs. Trust me that I want this.

2:50.2

If this episode doesn't post on Wednesday, I won. I won. I did. And I'm not done.

2:58.2

But what you do see is so many terrible stories that happen because of people trying to get greedy with this money. I'm almost terrified to win it.

3:10.2

Because you think your dad will argue with you? Well, I think that's where it starts.

3:16.2

I don't think that I want responsibility of having 1.9 billion dollars. I think it's stressing me. My tax guy stressed now.

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