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This is a Stand Up New York Labs production.

And welcome to the J Train Podcast.

This is J Train Jared Freight, coming to you live from New York City's Upper West Side Stand Up New York Labs.

You're every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions.

I say it every episode, let me just say it one more time.

Thank you for listening, thank you for telling a friend, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, keep telling people, keep spreading the word.

This podcast only keeps going with your help.

It's user driven, we use your emails, we use your questions, your stories.

That's the only way this train, see what I did here, keeps chugging along.

You're in the engine room with the coals, you got that little hat on.

And you're just scooping coals into the engine, right into my butthole.

And that's a key, we move it.

So listen people, the job, this podcast is going along and I get it, I get it, this podcast, it feels like it's always going to be here for you.

It's like a grandma, but grandma's die.

So the only way you keep her going is by feeding her, loving her, touching her, hugging her, visits, calls.

That's how you keep grandma J train alive, grandma free.

I need hugs too. That's you telling a friend, telling a coworker, telling a brother, a sister, a mama, a papa, anybody with ears.

Keep rating and reviewing and subscribing on iTunes and Stitcher and SoundCloud, wherever you get the thing that pops in your phone the morning up because listen, grandma J train is reliable just like your grandma.

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