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patreon.com slash wetgeanspodcast. You get an extra episode a week and you get behind the scenes content and more and we're live. Welcome in the wetgeanspodcast. I'm your host Robert Gucci the third junior. I'm your host Andy Hitler. I was your trip to Carolinas. Nothing like the South really eating hot dogs grits. I saw you had a dog. Did you have grits? I didn't. I was just

grits. What is grits? What is a grit? It's like some sort of corn. It's like corn based but it doesn't taste like corn. I think it's corn based. It's good. It's good. It's corn based. I'd be clits. So if you don't mind me asking, who in your family is like southern down there? Like why? They're not from down from the South. They just live down there. Oh, okay. We don't have any like actual southern rallies. So do you like it down there? Like how is it compared to? Because all the people

all the every guy addresses like you just got done bling around of 18 down at TPC like super white guys with rosy cheeks kind of. Yeah, like they have secretly hate black people. Yeah, and not even that secretly. And also they have like that swoop that like that swoop hair. I can't really explain it. But like you can just you just know if they had they were their parents have a lot of money. Like their dad's an orthodontist kind of money. Yeah, like he owns multiple orthodont eyes. Okay. What'd you do?

Mostly I saw you're at the beach. Yeah, beached a little bit following the Instagram Andy champs like to picture a comment. Get me to a million followers. We're so close facts. Give Andy the blue check now. So what else? I saw you into a minor league baseball game. I was Southern. I love baseball. I have baseball is using my favorite sport to go to live. Really? You just sit there. It gives you an excuse to eat a hot dog, which normally I would never eat. Even though I there's very there's a good possibility.

I eat one this weekend because it is the fourth. But I love I would just love sitting there with a beer watching some some single a baseball and having a dog. You know what? I just think that this fourth of July is by far the darkest. Fourth of July yet. Rovers Wade. What are we doing here? At this point, can we really celebrate America as hard as we usually do this weekend? It just sucks because.

I want to go out. I want to celebrate the country. And listen, we do a lot of bad corrupt shit here. But in the grand scheme of things, there's a lot of other countries that are horrible. Like I know that what they're doing right now to women is brutal. But in some countries women aren't allowed to do anything. So I'm not saying we're the worst, but what we're doing right now is really fucked up. And it's just a shame because I really want to just go out this weekend and eat a hot dog in one bite and cover myself and catch up in mayonnaise and get drunk.

Yeah, and celebrate the founding fathers, but I can't. You know why? Because the founding fathers were slave owners that wrote the Constitution of Independence like 300 years ago. And we can't come to terms with fucking up greedy updating this thing. Yeah, I wish if you were going to, I mean, my only issue is if you were dead set on just making sure the women had zero rights. Couldn't you wait till after the fourth? Because now you're now you're infringing on my ability to have fun on the

fourth. Now that you're doing all this stupid shit. The beer's not going to taste this cold. Nope. No one's going to have as much fun. It's hard to have fun right now in general. Every day I've been trying to like focus on enjoying the day and not just getting through it because you're only young ones. And one day you're going to wake up and your bladder is going to be out of control or you're going to shit your pants or you're going to be hacking up shit at metal out of your lungs from joling your whole life. Not me because I'm an idiot. Yeah. But it's hard to enjoy life on a day to day basis.

When Buzz Lightyear is now having sex with other toys. Yeah. It doesn't matter that they're making Buzz Lightyear gay. The gay part doesn't bother me. It's in general. Why is Buzz Lightyear fucking and sucking? And the other one is why is Elmo getting the vaccine? Why is he just getting it now? If you, I have multiple questions. Why if you, if you are in vaccine yet, you're like, don't get vaccinated now. Like who gives a fuck? And so COVID's in the rear view.

Also, and then also he's a puppet. So I'm not really sure if puppets. So it's so when you got vaccinated, it is stick needle in them. When it just hit the person's hand that's inside of his asshole.

So that very hard to enjoy anything when this shit is being Elmo has died from myocarditis just in. I'm just hearing this now. I'm just Elmo has died from breaking breaking in a combination of that in a bullet wound to the head.

Just why is Buzz Lightyear sucking on Dix? Even if he was eating pussy, I'd say the same thing. This is a childhood animation character that we grew up watching for entertainment. You're a kid. You don't really know how to party yet or talk to girls or even play sports. You're just a wee little baby. And now they're making these characters. Fuck. Why?

I'm not even sure if Buzz Lightyear's the gay is gay. I know there's a there's a kiss scene in it somewhere. That's just what I've heard. I'm obviously not going to watch that bullshit.

Why is he kissing anybody? I don't know if he actually personally kisses or it's like some other like there's another female character, but at the end of the day, why is anyone kissing anyone and story and toy story?

Like is he getting piped down by Woody and let me make myself very, very clear. It's not about the gay part. It's just about these animated characters are getting vaccinated. They're fucking what is going on. It's like, how am I supposed to celebrate this country? We got to update the goddamn constitution. I have to update my phone every 72 hours. I have to re register my fucking vehicle once a year. Why? It's the same fucking car. Why do I have to check in and update it?

But we can't update the piece of paper. Yeah, we did these slave owners wrote 500 million years ago. We need to give the Constitution. I will iOS update. I don't get the Roe v.

Wage shit like at all. I don't get like if it's a religious thing. We need to like wake up and smell the fucking coffee man. Like organized religion. I mean, not only do they not pay taxes. Now they want to get involved in

women's bodies. You guys are already penetrating little boys' bodies. That's not enough. Now you want to control women. It should only be women. And let me just interject myself right here. Some douche bag. Fucking DM me the other day. Do you see that? I put it on close friends. Why are you pandering the women?

Dude, are you a leaven? You think I'm pandering to women because my stance on the abortion situation. You think that's, you think I'm doing that because I want to get fucking laid?

You fucking douche bag.

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