I'll Slap the Table | Summer House S10 E14

Bad TV | A Reality TV Recap Program

Another Podcast Network

After Shows, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Ruby, Pat and Dylan are back to break down slapping things, smirking at things, love, lover boy, the Lorax, wonderful human beings and more from Bravo's Summer House.

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0:00.0	What you got to do is you got to spray a little bit behind the back of your neck. And when you give a girl a hug and they go back there, it's something with the...
0:07.5	Yeah, but it can't be overtly musky. It's got to be like a... You got to pick the right one. Yeah. Are you a cologne guy? Dracar. Turns the wife on. Is that a spell?
0:21.4	It's a dragon name.
0:24.5	Do you smell like a dragon when you wear it?
0:31.0	I got my first real six string.
0:36.5	Oded out the five and dime.
0:40.0	Played it till my fingers bled.
0:43.2	Was the summer of 69.
0:45.6	Hi, hello, and welcome to Bad TV.
0:47.1	I'm Dylan.
0:47.7	That is Pat.
0:48.3	Great to be here.
0:49.1	Ruby is joining us as well.
0:50.4	Hello, Ruby.
0:51.7	Hello, Dylan.
0:52.5	Hello, Pat.
0:52.9	How are you?
0:53.4	Hello, Ruby.
0:55.4	We are here to break down the Patreon exclusive recap of Bravo's Summer House. Boy, what an episode of was. I believe the
1:01.2	penultimate. We're gearing up towards the end of the season. Doesn't get any more intense than that
1:06.3	last couple minutes of that. Chill the fuck out. Chill the fuck out, Kyle. Hey, chill the fuck out. Carl is not a good. Carl would be a bad hostage negotiator. You know who'd be a great one? Lindsay? No, I was going to say me. Oh. Don't you think I'd be a good one? I don't know. Guys, enough with this.
1:27.8	We have to get into Summer House.
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