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Sorry We're Cyrus

I’ll Have What Chelsea Handler Is Having

Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

News, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement, Entertainment News

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week, the one and only Chelsea Handler joins Sorry We’re Cyrus, and let’s just say—if life advice were a controlled substance, Chelsea would be your dealer. The legendary comedian and best-selling author sits down with Tish & Brandi for one of their most unfiltered convos yet. From getting blazed at George W. Bush’s house to her sexting saga with Andrew Cuomo, Chelsea has stories. And as for marriage? She’s thriving without it (or a filter).  

Chelsea, Tish, and Brandi trade notes on doing and quitting drugs, navigating existential crises, and turning optimism into a personality trait. They also get into Chelsea’s surprising common ground with Miley, the joys of not living with a partner, and what it really means to figure out the type of woman you want to be.  

With her 50th birthday and new book I'll Have What She's Having dropping the same day (Feb 25!), Chelsea proves she’s only getting bolder, funnier, and even more iconic with age. I’ll Have What She’s Having is available for pre-order now at chelseahandler.com/book.

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0:00.0

Who's the most surprising person you've ever bonded with overweed? Well, George W. Bush at his house. Oh, yeah. He was like, could you please take your sunglasses off when he was showing me his art collection? And I was like, no, Mr. President. I'm as high as a kite right now. Hey, y'all. I'm Brandy Cyrus. Hi. And that's my mom, Tish Cyrus. Actually, Tish Cyrus for sale. Whatever. Sorry, we're Cyrus. Not sorry. No, we're not.

0:33.1

Hey, y'all. Welcome back to sorry we're Cyrus. We have a really exciting episode in store for you guys today. I've been looking forward to this for weeks. We have Chelsea Handler here. Welcome to the podcast. Oh, my goodness. Hi, ladies. I'm so excited. I mean, honestly, I mean, honestly, I mean, honestly, like, love everything that you do and stand for.

0:57.4

And I'm honored.

0:58.6

Thank you.

0:59.1

Well, I'm very happy to be here, ladies.

1:01.2

We're excited.

1:01.7

I feel like you guys are going to be like two peas in a pod over a lot of things.

1:04.9

I think we've met before.

1:06.6

And we were just trying to figure out where.

1:08.7

And if it was at Beecher's Madhouse.

1:10.9

I definitely remember that we were just trying to figure out where. And if it were, was at Beecher's Madhouse? I definitely remember that we were backstage somewhere and Beecher was absolutely there.

1:17.7

Yeah. So. The little nugget. Right. That little flying nugget. So he was around Wiley a lot during

1:23.7

that time. And I remember she did the last episode of my show, Chelsea lately,

1:28.2

she sang. She wrote a song for it. She wrote a song for it. Yeah, that is hilarious. Yeah. So, but you weren't there, I don't think, that day. No, I think I was. Oh, okay. So that's another time we met. Yeah. Okay. So you were there that day. And then there's something else. I'll remember right after I leave. Well, yeah, that's always how it works, right? Like, I know we always jump right in, but now that I've read your book, there's even more like, I feel like there's a lot of things. There's a lot of similarities. Well, let's tell the stuff. So our listeners are called the stoners. I love it. You'll probably hear me say that a lot.

1:59.9

This podcast used to be called Sorry, we're stoned.

2:02.2

Okay.

2:02.6

Because Tish used to smoke a lot of weed.

2:04.7

Right. listeners are called the stoners. You'll probably hear me say that a lot. This podcast used to be

2:01.0

called Sorry We're Stoned. Okay. Because Tish used to smoke a lot of weed. Right. I remember that about you. That's probably how we met after. Yeah, maybe. Which would have been so fun, you know, but that was still with the happening. But we, she, she did a pivot. So we've done a pivot. Oh, okay. So are you still smoking weed?

2:16.2

I never smoked weed.

2:17.2

Oh, you never did. It was just me.

2:18.9

Okay. And so you're done. Unfortunately. It wasn't on purpose. No, I hear you. I hear you. I'm like devastated. Like, it's my favorite thing in the entire world. Yeah, that's, it's a bummer. But all of a sudden, has it ever started to give you anxiety?

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