I’ll Be Your Lotion Boy with Andrew Collin

Taste of Taylor

Dear Media

237545, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Topics: massage ratios and back vibrators, unfollowing people on Instagram, Andrew’s cousin Jake the Snake, Andrew went to a Savannah Bananas game, Brenna’s strip club antics, how to handle ugly babies, nose jobs and toeing the line with plastics, grieving differently than your partner

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0:00.0	Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taste of Taylor.
0:16.8	Today is Monday, serious business on Monday.
0:20.4	And joining us today in person, Andrew Collin., hey boy, hey. I mean, at this point, whatever, you know? No, I don't know. Whatever happens. I don't care anymore. This is, so many Mondays in. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, you're cool. You're like, I'm cool. I got this.
0:38.9	Yeah, I'm not scared of Monday.
0:39.6	There's no pressure.
0:40.7	Money don't scare me.
0:41.5	Never has. It's just another day of the week. Just another day. First day of a week. What's the big deal, yo? What is the big deal? Nothing. Ever. I'm cool as a cucumber pal
0:51.1	Nothing can phase me
0:52.9	I think I'd traumatize either before the show I didn't need to
0:55.5	When?
0:56.7	We were talking about money as a cucumber pal. Nothing can phase me. I think I'd traumatize Andrew before the show.
0:54.8	I didn't mean to.
0:55.7	When?
0:56.7	We were talking about money.
0:58.2	Money.
0:59.0	Yeah.
0:59.2	Taylor makes more money than she deserves.
1:02.6	And it annoys me.
1:04.3	Well, pick better friends, Andrew.
1:08.7	I can't.
1:09.8	I can't.
1:10.2	I can't keep going. I can't keep going.
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