Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Sto Goss, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Did you watch 30 Rock when it was on?

I never got into that show.

Okay. Matt Damon plays a pilot in it.

And Tina Fey gets on his flight and she says, well, how long till we leave?

And he says about a half an hour.

And he goes, listen, a half an hour is something we say because it's just long enough that

people know they have to wait, but not long enough that they're going to be upset.

And I feel like that's dealing with Stu Gatz when he's going to join the Zoom. It's always about five minutes, but it's never really five minutes. Ooh, I'm getting a call. Let's see what this is about. Oh, boy. In a second. Hey, what's up? Uh, no, I mean is finishing with Hyderstra right now. It's up being there later today or tomorrow on John Moran.

I'll talk to you.

Okay.

Five?

Okay.

This Aaron Rogers, huh?

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