“I LIVE IN IOWA”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing. Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want. I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Call from Kay.
0:01.0	Hello?
0:02.0	Hey, what's up?
0:06.0	Who is this?
0:08.0	Uh, I'll go by Kay.
0:10.0	Kay.
0:11.0	What's up, Kay, how's life?
0:13.0	Oh, it's treating me decently, an average like sticks.
0:17.0	How about you?
0:18.0	You know, man, I'm out here trying my best.
0:24.0	What can I do you for?
0:26.0	That's what you can do.
0:27.0	What can I do you for?
0:29.0	What do you for?
0:30.0	What do you want to talk about?
0:31.0	Um, well, uh, I am half death. I can't hear out of my left ear at all. I was born like that. My I'm pretty sure I'm convinced she didn't mess with me at the time
0:48.5	But she will she will never admit to that I she's like told me timeline stuff back in the day
0:55.4	because we're super close.
0:57.3	And I'm like, so you did do it at that time,
0:59.5	but she won't admit it to me.
1:01.2	She just won't.
1:07.0	And how old are now? I'm 23.
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