I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie

Strawberry Letter

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Relationships, Society & Culture

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Dear Steve and Shirley, I believe my wife is tripping for no reason. The other day, we were in the grocery store going down the aisle and there were two women shopping together in front of us. They both had carts full of groceries so as we passed them, I noticed all of the stuff in their baskets. We turned onto the next aisle and my wife pinched me and said she saw what I was staring at. I have to admit that I noticed the women’s huge butts, but I zoomed in on all of the groceries that they had piled up...............

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