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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, should I cancel the party or cancel my girlfriend?

We'll get into that in just a bit.

Right now, it is time for the nephew and the prank phone call. What you got for us, Neff? What you got?

Shirley, this right here is, I left my ring. I left my ring. I left my ring. All right, let's go, cat dog. I left my ring.

Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Mr. or Mrs. D.S. Please.

This is Mrs. B.

Hi, my name is Dr. Wicke. I'm actually trying to reach your husband Clarence. Is he available?

I have to check. Is that a reason you're calling?

Well, I'm actually the surgeon that actually did the procedure on removing his gallstones.

Yes.

How's he doing? Is any complications thus far?

Well, no complication according to the doctor.

Okay. Well, listen, there's a couple little bit of things I want to discuss with you guys and see if we can maybe get them rectified.

Is he around?

Yes, he's around.

Oh, okay.

May I ask, what is this in reference to?

Actually, when we actually did the procedure on your husband and removing the gallstones.

Yes.

I will say that there was a bit of a mistake made, and I'm hoping that he can come back in so we can kind of get it rectified. You know, it'll be actually 30 minutes and he'll be in and out, but actually when I removed the gallstones, and I'm very embarrassed to say this, I actually left my wedding ring inside your husband. You what? And I understand, ma'am. Would you say that again? I say I actually left my wedding ring inside your husband when I actually removed the gallstones.

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