Have you had your soup today?

The cold crisp taste of Coke is so satisfying.

It keeps me from eating something else that might really add those pounds.

You see...

...pounds, no.

...hears! Shilogins

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, wherever you are.

Welcome to their episode of Shilogians.

We are here today to put her in curls.

Curles. How have I never done that one? Just kidding. Someone's like Summer. You did that last week.

You've done it three times. I have a list. I've written it three times. My name's Summer Yeager. I'm here with my beautiful co-host joy. And I just thought about it because, well, number one, I'm always dealing with them. But number two, now I'm always dealing with them on a little boy.

Oh, yeah. Which is a different vibe. What it means is

I need to learn how to cut

like I do a little boy haircut

because he gets dry.

Right, do curly cuts.

Yeah, he gets dreadlocks, man.

And unfortunately,

for him, I'm his mother.

I'm really bad at haircuts.

And I know someone out there is like, watch a YouTube tutorial.

I have.

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