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Keeping Records

I Know That's Right (with Lily Sullivan)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5726 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The world's teeeeniest podcast hosts (Caleb and Shelby) invite on the tiiiiiniest guest (writer/performer/recent sister wife Lily Sullivan [The Righteous Gemstones, I Think You Should Leave, Comedy Bang Bang!]) to talk about about this parmesan cheese commercial for an hour. They are all so small and so brave. This episode also marks the development of a brand new spinoff podcast, hereafter referred to as a "side pod," wherein one of the hosts or even the guests themselves start their own separate conversation on a topic of their choosing, directly to camera. A real chaotic surround sound experience from the people that brought you the original chaotic stereo sound experience known as Keeping Records. Lily's Artifacts This Italian Commercial for Parmigiano Reggiano (Audio-visual) Huge Ice-filled Glasses of Water (Beverage) The Feeling of When Someone Tells You a Huge Piece of Gossip and You Know You're Gonna Talk About It Together For 5 Hours Straight (Experience) Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001 Film) This TikTok of a baby waking up (Audio-visual) Follow Lily on Twitter and Instagram.  Watch the video version of the episode Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:19.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.

0:26.6

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:30.6

Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all.

0:34.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.3

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.1

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:58.4

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, Shelby.

1:09.9

Welcome back to getting hot.

1:13.1

Getting cool.

1:14.3

Yeah, it's cool in here, guys.

1:15.3

Getting cool.

1:15.7

They fixed the AC.

1:16.8

They fixed the AC.

1:17.8

They said we did good enough on the last episode that we get one basic human right.

1:22.5

And then eventually we'll get like voting rights.

1:25.0

So keep going like this.

1:26.5

Yeah, right now, Caleb and I can't vote.

1:28.3

Hegemonola Alice, part of our contract.

1:30.4

Can't vote.

1:30.9

They called the government.

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