5 • 726 Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. |
0:03.0 | In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth. |
0:19.0 | I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our blend and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager. |
0:26.6 | Now, we're making new records with our friends. |
0:30.6 | Hello, al-Hanayu, al-a-slau, and saluduos at all. |
0:34.6 | We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship. |
0:42.3 | We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us. |
0:52.1 | Hello from the children of planet Earth. |
0:58.4 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, Shelby. |
1:09.9 | Welcome back to getting hot. |
1:13.1 | Getting cool. |
1:14.3 | Yeah, it's cool in here, guys. |
1:15.3 | Getting cool. |
1:15.7 | They fixed the AC. |
1:16.8 | They fixed the AC. |
1:17.8 | They said we did good enough on the last episode that we get one basic human right. |
1:22.5 | And then eventually we'll get like voting rights. |
1:25.0 | So keep going like this. |
1:26.5 | Yeah, right now, Caleb and I can't vote. |
1:28.3 | Hegemonola Alice, part of our contract. |
1:30.4 | Can't vote. |
1:30.9 | They called the government. |
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