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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

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The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

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4.93.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2019

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Follow us because our studio is an exotic island! @RizzShow @RizzWow @HereLiesMoon @Patrico1057 @burton_Jeff @KingScottRules http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz Book DJ DONUTS choosepatrico@gmail.com Check out Moon's bands GREEK FIRE @GreekFire GOLDFINGER @GoldfingerMusic THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS @TheTeenageDbags

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0:00.0

sure

0:25.6

Hey good morning everybody. I figured I would do the opposite normally I'd probably yell and scream and be as loud as I possibly can.

0:42.6

I'm just gonna be calm and say, hey good morning everybody.

0:45.6

Yeah, how are you saying Lewis? I'm exhausted today. Yesterday might have been the fastest blues game that has ever happened in the history of all blues games.

0:55.6

But I am absolutely exhausted for some reason and I don't know why which is weird because you got a little more sleep than you normally do.

1:03.6

Sure do. I mean, I'm assuming if you went to bed at the normal time after a blues game. Yeah, yeah later anyway. Yeah, it's just not it was normal night.

1:11.6

I'm just gonna be quiet for some reason when I woke up this morning like we had to have a conversation yesterday Jeff that waking up early, but two hours later than our normal time.

1:21.6

You felt like a brand new person. I felt like I was cheating life yesterday and today I was like, oh my god, it's 415 and I'm just waking up. What the hell is wrong with you?

1:29.6

I woke up yesterday and I told you I sprung out of bed like my alarm went off and I was like, oh what a beautiful morning.

1:35.6

And today my alarm went off and I looked at it, I cursed at my phone like you had to be kidding me. You better you better shut your mouth alarm.

1:42.6

Well, you can sleep in tomorrow. I'll let you do that. Oh cool. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks for having me. I was talking to him.

1:47.6

Oh, you got to get up early Jeff. That's right. I got to get up early. I can't sleep too late because I do have a gig tomorrow that I would love everybody come out to the sprint.

1:54.6

You know, Fallon Missouri out there from noon to two tomorrow. I actually found out yesterday that I will have on me tickets to the revivalist.

2:04.6

Oh nice. So for and the shows tomorrow night. So just the one revivalist just the one revivalist. I said the revivalists.

2:11.6

I don't think to ask really went through. Well, there's only going to be one revivalist there and he's going to be trying to get the band back together.

2:20.6

It's some time. Yeah.

2:23.6

Oh, yeah.

2:25.6

There's got everybody got just winked at me. I think I'm a virgin. Yeah.

2:29.6

Yeah. In reverse. Yeah. So King Scott's here, Jeff's here, Moon's here. Riz is still in Jamaica.

2:37.6

I actually got a text from Riz yesterday. No kid. And it was him just checking in. How's everything going? Anything on fire? All good.

2:45.6

I didn't tell him about any of the changes that have been made in the studio because I know that would be a complete vacation ruiner for him.

2:53.6

She just texted him back that they're redoing the councilor. Just just say that. Just text that and not say the if it replies.

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